Expense Roaster

Get brutally honest about your spending

Upload your bank statement CSV and receive a no-holds-barred analysis of where your money actually goes. Prepare to be roasted.

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23 orders in 30 days

Step 1

Upload Your Statement

Drop your bank statement CSV file below. Everything stays in your browser - we never see your data.

Drop CSV file here or click to browse

Supports most bank statement formats

Not sure how to get your CSV?

How to download your bank statement

Log into your bank's website or app

Navigate to "Statements" or "Transactions"

Select your date range (30-90 days recommended)

Look for "Download", "Export", or a download icon

Choose CSV or Spreadsheet format (not PDF)

Analyzing your spending habits...

💡 Tips

Get Better Results

📅 30-90 days of data works best for accurate roasts

💳 Include all cards - we won't judge (okay, we will)

🔒 100% private - your data never leaves your browser

📊 CSV format - most banks offer this download option

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Transactions

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Here's What We Found

Top Money Pits

Financial Health

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Spending by Category

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Spending Timeline